I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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