Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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