i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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