Christians are straight up FREAKS
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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