did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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