try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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