So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We had sex on a dog bed..
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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