like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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