I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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