I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I know her cup size but not her name....
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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