Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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