Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
tell your sister to shave her snatch
farters have to be the big spoon...
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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