shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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