have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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