Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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