I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
