i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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