Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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