I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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