we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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