I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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