i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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