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(916): View more from California

People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.

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(417): View more from Missouri

true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.

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(586): View more from Michigan

there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother

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(301): View more from Maryland

If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?

(513): View more from Ohio

Get out now.

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(510): View more from California

Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.

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(475): View more from Connecticut

I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.

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(850): View more from Florida

A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now

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