yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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