Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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