So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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