He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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