i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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