Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
