similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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