Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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