what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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