I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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