Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
