I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
