so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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