I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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