So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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