wanna go halves on a baby?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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