YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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