We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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