Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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