Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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