The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize