i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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