Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Fuck appropriateness.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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