watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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