Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
