I love black thongs
too bad you live with your parents still
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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