forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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