I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Randomize
