..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I need to align my fucking chakras
why is half of my head shaved?
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